You’ll like this: tea has not actually been taken yet. They’ll take it as scheduled at 1610, despite the fact that it’s raining, has been for ages and will be for a whole lot longer. Tea seems to have taken on the the powers of omniscience I mistakenly credited to those clouds earlier, an eerie, sentient being that somehow controls everything else around it. You can picture the weary Chris Tremlett reaching for a sandwich in the England dressing room, only to be admonished with a furious, “NO!” from a blazered official. “NOT UNTIL TEN PAST, YOU IDIOT…